"I'm kind of pretty dead," Kieren admits. "I can talk because of the drugs and the moving bit...well, okay, that one's a bit up in the air because I still don't know how or why I rose," he admits, though he's absolutely aware that Simon, the other disciples, and every other person on Earth has their own stories and versions. "It sort of...just does nothing? I accidentally impaled my best friend and she just blinked and moved on."

And then there's Simon's spine.

No man should be able to walk with a wound like that, and yet Simon doesn't seem to be affected at all.