"And I can promise you that the last thing I remember is freeing Porthos from the Court of Miracles," Athos replies patiently as he takes in the bottle of wine in his hands, wondering if it could have erased so much time as much as d'Artagnan believes it has. "Congratulations," he allows, awkwardly and firmly. "If you have received your commission, you must have performed many charitable acts. I'm disappointed I did not witness them."