"Oh, no, they don't have nearly the scientific resources that I need or want," Simmons says warmly, given that she'd looked into all her options, after gaining two PhDs at a rather young age. "I turned my interests to a far more secretive organization devoted to security, though it's unfortunately collapsed under the weight of far too many traitorous employees," she says, trailing away with mild dissatisfaction. "It's left my job situation in a precarious position."