Will's still pretty firmly on the side of the argument that's going with this is a fucking hallucination, but since he's not really in the mood to get bitten or killed or whatever vampires do, even in a hallucination, he's just going to go with the plan of pretending to take the guy seriously and not piss him off. "Yeah, no," Will says. "I have a staffer who's into the fringe stories--Bigfoot, aliens, Occupy Wall Street--so if there was even a hint of vampires on the radar, he'd have tried to pitch it to me already."