"Okay, so, apart from all the hot guys? There's these weird dudes in capes and this one guy? I think he was like, half-animal," Alex insists, or maybe she'd just been half asleep and thinking about puppies again, but she's pretty sure that's not the case. "I mean, also, the unfairly hot people ratio is super off here. Normally I wouldn't complain, but with this many gorgeous people around, there should be way more modelling competitions, are you digging what I'm laying?"