"The shots, not the sexual act," Alex protests innocently, as innocent as you can get when you're discussing blow jobs. "Are those not a shot either? I seriously didn't pick up anything in my Learn To Drink class," she says forlornly, even though Jane keeps insisting that hadn't been a class so much as Rosalita's over spring break.

Whatever, Jane.

"I love new friends who order shots," Alex says seriously, extending her hand. "I'm Alex."