"One," he holds up a finger to illustrate, "there is no trouble that I could not get you out of from a legal perspective." He is a cocky bastard, but he's not wrong as far as he knows. "Second, most lawyers are evil to some degree," this is illustrated with a second finger - he's counting these off. "Third," the third finger is accompanied by narrowed eyes, "you expect me to believe in magic and witches?" Evil law firms are a given - he understands those - but witchcraft? Try again.