"Trust me when I say lawyers are the greater of two evils here. Even back when I was bad, I was an amateur compared to those legal types."

His eyebrows shoot up at the suggestion. "Vampire acupuncture? I hope you're not suggesting a fang replacement to the traditional needle method."

It's probably a good thing he never has, else he likely would've employed it when he was taunting Holtz while rampaging his way across Europe in the late 18th Century.