"If you think about it, wouldn't it be even more amazing if it was the minotaur with the Einstein levels of knowledge when it comes to physics?" he says, wrinkling his nose with sheer delicate delight at how amazing that would be. "Now," he says, searching around him in a circle. "Somewhere here is a door that leads me back to the hotel I was just in where my friends are being hunted by said minotaur. I've stumbled through a convenient loophole in time, it appears, but convenience can only ever truly be temporary."

He turns once more, gaze landing on Jane. "What do you know about code rewriting itself to change the physical layout of a place you're in to deliver you unto a deity form standing guard of misplaced prisoners?" he asks, as though he's asking if she'd like jelly on her toast, please and thank you.