"Yeah, I'm sure," he promises. "My boss once set up a hallway in a mock-curling rink to demonstrate how much he bribed the janitor to wax it so he could slide medical objects with his cane towards a painted-on button," he supplies and in nine years of working for House, it's not even the strangest thing.

That had been fairly amusing, until one of the nurses had almost broken her neck. "This sport probably wouldn't be very good naked, though. Bit chill for that."