"Yeah, I know not either," Stiles replied, with mental congratulations on being able to form an entire sentence. Considering what had just come out of Legolas' mouth (and that Legolas was, in fact, Legolas), it was miraculous that he hadn't been struck totally dumb and sprouted a massive geek boner.

Actually, it was amazing he wasn't sporting a regular (if slightly confused) boner. This guy was pretty in a way that was entirely disconcerting and also easily explained the internet's flood of Aragorn/Legolas slash fiction.

Not that Stiles would know anything about that.

"Um," he began again with a vague gesture Legolas' way. "Nobody knows, dude. If you find out, though, let me know."