Orlando Bloom wouldn't just be walking around in his Legolas costume, right? Not in this place, not when there were apparently billions of alternate universes and Middle Earth could plausibly be one.

Stiles scrambled to tug the headphones from his ears. "I- what? What?" he blurted. Music was still blaring tinnily from the earbuds and he hastily tugged his phone from his pocket, nearly dropping it in the process of switching it off.