The censor bar hand slid down so that Gwen could carefully regard the guy's face over the top. "Yeah, well…" she conceded with a half-roll of her eyes and an oblique gesture with her free hand. "I find boring is seriously underrated. I'm pretty okay with boring, actually."

While not strictly true, it hardly mattered when boring was apparently not on this guy's agenda. He looked positively delighted.

"You do this a lot, then? Flashing people? Is this some sort of guerrilla tactic for nudists?" she asked, eyebrows arching beneath her pale fringe. Send the hot guy with the perfect tuchus in, that'll convert them! Actually, now that she considered it, there were worse plans.