"Once, there was the beginnings of a pogo stick," he says, cringing as he remembers the amount of lube it'd taken and how he definitely hadn't wanted to have a particular kind of sex for a very, very long time after that. "I don't do that as much now. That was back when I had to work the ER. Nowadays, I'm back with House, doing consulting on more medical mystery stuff. So, only stuff up the arse about five percent of the time."