"Uh, sorry, but I don't know where that is," April replied over her shoulder as she wound them through the crowd toward the lobby. "I'm guessing no, though. It's definitely not New York, I can tell you that. I didn't absorb much when I first got here, but if I'm understanding correctly, we're in an alternate universe."

Only after she'd said this did it occur to her that such a prospect might seem outlandish to someone else. Even if that someone was a damp supermodel.

"Um, they can explain at the front desk," she hastily added.