"...Nmmh," Garrus intoned, managing to sound both perturbed and deeply skeptical, "why don't I like the sound of that?"

He knelt, with a little teetering as he figured out how balancing that worked, and easily righted the table. Strength wasn't an issue, his musculature was plenty strong, it just had no armor to it at all. Other than the armor he was wearing, but that was hardly the same.

"Although the 'free' part isn't so bad, I didn't exactly bring a lot of credits along. But that's assuming this isn't all a terrible hallucination, which I'm not-" he said, steadying the table before stepping back from it, gingerly, waiting for it to spontaneously flip over on itself again.

".....entirely convinced of."