April faltered a tick, and then shrugged. "Nothing important," she replied. "I'd been on the internet, and I got up to use the bathroom, but shocker, the bathroom was actually a swanky hotel."

This was all true enough. She had been on the internet, and she had gone to the bathroom. She'd just also been doing it in a secret sewer lair on a break from training to become a ninja.

"You should try your door again," she suggested, and the woman behind the desk agreed with a nod.