Was it creepy to talk to a guy because his bald head was comforting? Of course, this guy also happened to be extremely tall by April's standards and what seemed like really pink, so that almost negated the bald thing. (He wasn't really that pink, was he? God, she'd been in the sewer too long.)

"Um, hey," she began with an awkward little wave of her free hand. "So this place. Pretty weird, right?"